A lot of visitors to this blog have enjoyed my piece on H.P. Lovecraft. A few of them, however, have asked, “Wicked Uncle Kenton, how best can I introduce my children and/or other larval humans I know to the sanity-shattering cosmic horror that lies beyond the veil of what we call laughingly call reality?”
Wonder no more, faithful slaves of the Great Old Ones: merely forward along the charming video below to said larvae’s iPhone or other Ubiquitous Demonic Telecom Device. Like Cthulhu himself, it’s been around for a few years, but it’s new to them:
In no time at all, they too will join the Cult of Cthulhu. Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtagn!