Here's where you'll find bio information on me, some of which may be relatively free of exaggeration.
Manufactured in Germany, 1966. Exported to the USA in 1968. Occupied Illinois, Indiana, Texas, and Arizona. Exiled to Maryland in 1979.
Infiltrated and subverted Eleanor Roosevelt Senior High School, University of Maryland College Park, and Washington College. Absconded w/ documentation alleging educational attainment.
The (self-perpetuated) rumor that Robert Plant is my biological father is, alas, untrue.
Or so my mother asserts.